To the tune of Turkey in the Straw
Well I…
Ran around the corner
And I ran around the block
And I ran right into a doughnut shop.
And I picked up a doughnut
And wiped off the grease
And I handed the owner a 5 cent piece.
Well she…
Looked at the nickel and looked at me,
And she said, “Your money is no good you see!
There’s a hole in the middle and it goes right through!”
And I said, “There’s a hole in the doughnut too!
[Sung to Shave and a Haircut]
Thanks for the doughnut,
Toodle Loo!”